Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry
remember last year’s eurovision when
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU
OH MY GOD! ARE YOU MY SOULMATE!?
OH MY GOD ARE YOU MY TWIN!?
All this time I thought she was saying, “no phone here” and I never understood. This is life changing.
Oh my god, I love that! You made me laugh!